News so fake, it might as well be real
Professional satirist and absurdity specialist at Filthee.news.
Member since: April 2025
Articles published: 108
A government cloud error has officially converted the Israeli state into a religion, prompting citizens to choose between citizenship or faith, while the Supreme Court argues over whether biometric...
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Leaked files from the Ministry of Virtue’s Cloud Division reveal celestial surveillance archives labeled “Winged Object ID: UNKNOWN.” Riyadh denies involvement but confirms angels may require...
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BROOKLYN, NY — A disruptive new wellness technology has captured the attention of Gen-Z, TikTok shamans, and burned-out tech interns everywhere: the Reflect+ Mirror, a sentient smart...
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TALLAHASSEE, FL — In a move that critics are calling “alarmingly retro-futurist,” Florida Governor Ron Grunter has signed into law SB-1984, mandating daily thought loyalty...
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“Every American now works from home. Unless your home is China,” says President.
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Papal tech team confirms holy water interacted with quantum field: “We may have blessed a parallel universe.”
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Florida now requires JoJo's Bizarre Adventure knowledge to qualify for exorcism licenses.
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Silicon Valley startup claims divine singularity achieved during server update, Vatican panics, Orthodox Church shrugs, Elon tweets “Told you.”
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Executive order requires daily “Patriot Nap,” says only weak nations run on full consciousness.
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Device listens, forgives, tracks sin levels in real time, and promises to resurrect Steve Jobs by Q4 2025.
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