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Articles tagged: Medicare

“Hospitality Care” Plan Unveiled: U.S. Hospitals Join Airbnb Amid Bed Shortage Crisis

“Hospitality Care” Plan Unveiled: U.S. Hospitals Join Airbnb Amid Bed Shortage Crisis

U.S. News | May 27, 2025 | By nicola

Critically injured patients now required to book overnight stays via mobile app. Surgeons may be shared between listings.

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U.S. Launches First Subscription Surgery Bundle: “Health You Can Pay Monthly For”

U.S. Launches First Subscription Surgery Bundle: “Health You Can Pay Monthly For”

U.S. News | May 22, 2025 | By nicola

For just $799/month, Americans can now get half a colonoscopy, one emergency prayer, and the illusion of access.

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U.S. Launches “Don’t Get Sick” Wellness Campaign

U.S. Launches “Don’t Get Sick” Wellness Campaign

U.S. News | May 17, 2025 | By nicola

New federal program encourages citizens to “simply not collapse” under late-stage capitalism.

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