“We All Are Going to Die”: Interview with Senator Joni Ernst’s Abandoned Empathy
She didn’t lose it. She outsourced it. To the morgue.
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“Hospitality Care” Plan Unveiled: U.S. Hospitals Join Airbnb Amid Bed Shortage Crisis
Critically injured patients now required to book overnight stays via mobile app. Surgeons may be shared between listings.
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U.S. Launches First Subscription Surgery Bundle: “Health You Can Pay Monthly For”
For just $799/month, Americans can now get half a colonoscopy, one emergency prayer, and the illusion of access.
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U.S. Launches “Don’t Get Sick” Wellness Campaign
New federal program encourages citizens to “simply not collapse” under late-stage capitalism.
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