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The Empathy Fugitive: How One ICE Agent Felt Something and Had to Flee

U.S. News | June 7, 2025 | By nicola

An unauthorized interview with an ex-agent who survived the collapse of sanctioned numbness.

ICE Declares Compassion a Threat, Recommends DeEmpathize Pro™ for Emotional Offenders

U.S. News | April 29, 2025 | By nicola

"Empathy is basically fentanyl," says ICE, as agents begin detaining citizens for hugging, caring, and making eye contact without clearance.

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