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Google Introduces Incognito Mode for Real Life, Beta Testers Already Missing

Technology | May 18, 2025 | By nicola

New wearable tech lets users ghost their responsibilities, families, and physical presence—without logging out.

New AI Dating App Pairs You Based on Your Deepest Abandonment Issues

Lifestyle | May 13, 2025 | By nicola

SoulMatch.AI promises love at first swipe—then sudden ghosting that feels like home.

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