The Empathy Fugitive: How One ICE Agent Felt Something and Had to Flee
An unauthorized interview with an ex-agent who survived the collapse of sanctioned numbness.
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JD Revelations: The Angel of Death Watches
As Trump and Musk clash in a battle of egos and algorithms, Vice President JD Vance waits silently in the shadows—not absent, just calculating.
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MAGA in the Mirror: When Trump and Musk Divorce, Who Gets Custody of the Base?
A psychoanalytic descent into the fractured ego of the MAGA movement amid the Trump–Musk breakup. JD Vance remains eerily silent.
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“I Built Me First”: Double Interview with the Egos of Trump and Musk
In an undisclosed neural vault, Filthee News speaks to the two most powerful self-perceptions on Earth—each convinced it invented reality, Twitter, and the concept of being misunderstood.
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“We All Are Going to Die”: Interview with Senator Joni Ernst’s Abandoned Empathy
She didn’t lose it. She outsourced it. To the morgue.
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"The Union Would Weep": Abraham Lincoln Reacts to Trump’s Second Term in Exclusive Seance Interview
Filthee News contacts the 16th President from beyond the veil to get his take on hyperinflation, tactical influencers, and the Constitution being reissued as an NFT.
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Trump’s Brainstem Breaks Silence
In an exclusive interview, Donald Trump's brainstem speaks out: “I’ve been in survival mode since the escalator.”
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Radicalized Lawn Gnome Declares Suburban Insurgency After HOA Crackdown
He wanted peace, but they pushed him to posture.
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“Hospitality Care” Plan Unveiled: U.S. Hospitals Join Airbnb Amid Bed Shortage Crisis
Critically injured patients now required to book overnight stays via mobile app. Surgeons may be shared between listings.
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U.S. Launches First Subscription Surgery Bundle: “Health You Can Pay Monthly For”
For just $799/month, Americans can now get half a colonoscopy, one emergency prayer, and the illusion of access.
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