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NeuroPatriot – The Surveillance Suburb

Volume 1: The Cognitive Purge
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Podcasts

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The Empathy Fugitive

A former ICE agent fled the system after catching a dangerous case of… humanity. This is his unauthorized confession.
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Press Briefing in a Mirror Maze

Leaked confession from Karoline Leavitt, White House Press Secretary
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Axis of Influence – Leaked Trump Bathroom Monologue

A smart toilet in the West Wing picked up what may be the most revealing diplomatic rant in presidential history.
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I Built Me First – Interview with the Egos of Trump and Musk

Two voices. Zero restraint. Inside a sealed vault, Filthee Radio meets the disembodied egos of America’s loudest men.
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We All Are Going to Die (And Other Things Empathy Told Me in a Walmart Parking Lot)

An exclusive audio interview with Senator Joni Ernst’s long-lost empathy—banished, bitter, and chain-smoking theology in Des Moines.
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Longform Articles

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JD Revelations: The Angel of Death Watches

As Trump and Musk clash in a battle of egos and algorithms, Vice President JD Vance waits silently in the shadows—not absent, just calculating.
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MAGA in the Mirror: When Trump and Musk Divorce, Who Gets Custody of the Base?

A psychoanalytic descent into the fractured ego of the MAGA movement amid the Trump–Musk breakup. JD Vance remains eerily silent.
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“I Built Me First”: Double Interview with the Egos of Trump and Musk

In an undisclosed neural vault, Filthee News speaks to the two most powerful self-perceptions on Earth—each convinced it invented reality, Twitter, and the concept of being misunderstood.
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“We All Are Going to Die”: Interview with Senator Joni Ernst’s Abandoned Empathy

She didn’t lose it. She outsourced it. To the morgue.
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Amen & Surveillance: JD Vance and the Vatican s NFT of God

Between sainthood and psyops, only metadata remains.
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