Terms of Use

1. Acceptance of Terms

Welcome to Filthee.news. By accessing or using our website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree with these terms, please do not use our website.

2. Satirical Content Disclaimer

Filthee.news is a satirical website. All content published on this site is fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. None of our articles should be taken as factual news, and any resemblance to real events, individuals, or entities is purely coincidental or is used in a satirical context.

3. User Conduct

When using our website, you agree not to:

• Violate any applicable laws or regulations
• Infringe on the rights of others, including intellectual property rights
• Post or transmit unauthorized commercial communications
• Upload or transmit viruses or other malicious code
• Collect user information without their consent
• Use our content to create competing satirical news sites (we're kidding, but seriously, don't plagiarize)

4. User-Generated Content

If you post comments or other content on our site, you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content throughout the world in any media.

You represent and warrant that you own or control all rights to the content you post, that the content is accurate, and that the use of your content does not violate these Terms of Use or cause injury to any person or entity.

5. Intellectual Property

All content on Filthee.news, including articles, graphics, logos, and design elements, is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, or create derivative works of our content without our express written permission.

6. Third-Party Links

Our website may contain links to third-party websites or services that are not owned or controlled by Filthee.news. We have no control over, and assume no responsibility for, the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party websites or services.

7. Disclaimer of Warranties

OUR WEBSITE AND CONTENT ARE PROVIDED "AS IS," WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. WE SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIM ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, AND ANY WARRANTIES ARISING OUT OF COURSE OF DEALING OR USAGE OF TRADE.

8. Limitation of Liability

IN NO EVENT WILL FILTHEE.NEWS OR ITS AFFILIATES BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO YOUR USE OF OUR WEBSITE OR CONTENT.

9. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Filthee.news and its directors, officers, employees, and agents from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses arising out of or in any way connected with your use of our website or violation of these Terms of Use.

10. Termination

We may terminate or suspend your access to our website at any time, without prior notice or liability, for any reason, including, without limitation, if you breach these Terms of Use.

11. Changes to Terms

We may update these Terms of Use from time to time. If we make significant changes, we will notify you by posting a notice on our website. Your continued use of our website after any changes to the Terms of Use constitutes your acceptance of the revised terms.

12. Governing Law

These Terms of Use shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

13. Contact Us

If you have any questions about these Terms of Use, please contact us at terms@filthee.news.

Remember: Filthee.news is a satirical website. Take everything with a grain of salt, except these Terms of Use, which are legally binding.