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Arrested mid-sermon, the man spoke in tongues, splashed Mountain Dew as holy water, and accused Wendy’s of harboring reptilian heretics.
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Superintendent hails new initiative as "proof that math can kill ignorance—and maybe a raccoon if you're quick enough."
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TALLAHASSEE, FL — In a move that critics are calling “alarmingly retro-futurist,” Florida Governor Ron Grunter has signed into law SB-1984, mandating daily thought loyalty...
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