France Bans Mondays
President Macron says the move will “boost morale, reduce whining, and finally defeat Garfield.”
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nicola
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Articles published: 108
Articles by nicola
Florida Declares Independence
DeSantis signs parchment with margarita stain, names himself "High King of Libertylandia" and bans federal fonts.
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Mecca Now Accepts Bitcoin
Pilgrims confused as Kaaba gets NFC tap-to-pray upgrade, Saudi clerics launch fatwa against Ethereum gas fees.
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Pope Orders Silence
After accidental leak of “Project Sanctum,” Vatican deploys AI confession drones and blames everything on Soros and a printer from 1997.
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Is He Still Trump?
As the former president escalates chaos with uncanny precision, whispers grow that something—or someone—else may be wearing the spray tan.
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Noem Goes Full Tactical
After dodging kicks during a live ICE raid and reviving a defunct Trump-era office, Kristi Noem is now legally classified as a sentient press release with tactical boots.
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SAVE Act Sparks Panic
Millions fear voter ID bill is actually an AI-driven loyalty test disguised as democracy enhancement.
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Viewers Mistake “Yellowjackets” for Real Historical Event, Demand Government Apology for 1996 Cannibalism Cover-Up
Conspiracy theories spiral as fans accuse Netflix, Showtime, and FEMA of "trauma laundering."
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New Government Program Accidentally Turns Entire Nation into Real-Life Episode of Black Mirror
“We just wanted better parking,” says Homeland Security, after surveillance app begins predicting citizen breakdowns.
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EXCLUSIVE!!! Alien MAGA Issues Final Warning: “You’ve Been Very Nasty. Now Kiss Our Glorious Galactic Ass or Go to Greenland!”
Official MAGA (Make Alpha-Centauri Great Again) Transmission — [Language: Zenthariak-9] “KRETH-KONN V’LAH N’GROON-TOK!E’z’kah raxut Centaur-Glor! Nuk-kessha,...
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