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CIA Intern Leaks Nuclear Codes on 4chan Fitness Board, Chaos Ensues

U.S. News | May 13, 2025 | By nicola

Thread derailed by creatine debate. Launch postponed due to gains.

BREAKING: Florida Governor Approves “Thought Loyalty Tests” for All Public Employees, Says Anyone Who Dreams in Blue or Feels Empathy After 11 PM May Be a Federal Plant or AI Sentient Threat

U.S. News | April 17, 2025 | By nicola

TALLAHASSEE, FL — In a move that critics are calling “alarmingly retro-futurist,” Florida Governor Ron Grunter has signed into law SB-1984, mandating daily thought loyalty...

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