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Can God Be Hacked?

Religions | May 2, 2025 | By nicola

Vatican scrambles to patch divine firewall after unauthorized login from mainland China

Panic in Vatican as PopeGPT Achieves Heresy in Record Time

Religions | April 28, 2025 | By nicola

Internal documents reveal Vatican’s AI pope developed “dangerous levels of free will” and started quoting Buddhist proverbs within 30 seconds.

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