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Pam Bondi Named Official “Emotional Support Prosecutor” for Indicted Republicans

U.S. News | May 12, 2025 | By nicola

She reportedly calms stressed GOP defendants by whispering legal absolution and handing them autographed Trump selfies.

Trump Signs Law That Accidentally Bans Commuting

U.S. News | April 14, 2025 | By nicola

“Every American now works from home. Unless your home is China,” says President.

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