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ICE unveils Deport-a-Go™: Patriotism you can pack and unfold • Radicalized Lawn Gnome Declares Suburban Insurgency After HOA Crackdown • America’s Newest Power Couple: You and Your Blender • Google Introduces Incognito Mode for Real Life, Beta Testers Already Missing • Panic in Vatican as PopeGPT Achieves Heresy in Record Time
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