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Trump Offers “Trump Tower Mecca™” in Exchange for Qatari Jet, Sparks Holy Real Estate Diplomacy • ICE Revives VOICE Office: “Because Nothing Says ‘Freedom’ Like a Hotline for Blaming Immigrants” • “I Built Me First”: Double Interview with the Egos of Trump and Musk • Trump Demands World “Kiss My Ass,” Then Kisses Wall Street’s: Tariffs Suspended for Everyone Except China • BREAKING: Florida Governor Approves “Thought Loyalty Tests” for All Public Employees, Says Anyone Who Dreams in Blue or Feels Empathy After 11 PM May Be a Federal Plant or AI Sentient Threat
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