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Nintendo Delays Switch 2 Preorders Over Tariffs: “Mario Can’t Afford to Jump This High” • Christian Right Declares War on Empathy: “Feelings Are a Gateway Drug to Socialism” • “We All Are Going to Die”: Interview with Senator Joni Ernst’s Abandoned Empathy • ICE unveils Deport-a-Go™: Patriotism you can pack and unfold • Survivor 48 Now Set in Congress: “They’ve Been Gaslighting Each Other for Years—Might As Well Add Sand”
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