News so fake, it might as well be real

BREAKING NEWS:
The Empathy Fugitive: How One ICE Agent Felt Something and Had to Flee • Scientists Bring Back Dire Wolves: “Because What the Apocalypse Really Needed Was More Teeth” • MAGA in the Mirror: When Trump and Musk Divorce, Who Gets Custody of the Base? • Radicalized Lawn Gnome Declares Suburban Insurgency After HOA Crackdown • Pelosi Accused of Orchestrating Biden's Exit Months in Advance Using Ancient Jesuit Timing Charts
Follow the Glitch Bluesky

Articles tagged: OnlyFans

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.