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U.S. and Iran to Restart Nuclear Talks in Oman: “Nothing Says Peace Like a Neutral Desert and a Thousand Microphones” • Trump Demands World “Kiss My Ass,” Then Kisses Wall Street’s: Tariffs Suspended for Everyone Except China • Harvard Closes Its Gates. China Offers Wi-Fi, Dumplings, and Tenure • Trump’s Brainstem Breaks Silence • Noem Goes Full Tactica
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