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White House Launches "Project WOMB" to Boost Birth Rates with $5,000 Bonuses and Ovulation Surveillance • New Government Program Accidentally Turns Entire Nation into Real-Life Episode of Black Mirror • Viewers Mistake “Yellowjackets” for Real Historical Event, Demand Government Apology for 1996 Cannibalism Cover-Up • Pam Bondi Named Official “Emotional Support Prosecutor” for Indicted Republicans • SAVE Act Sparks Panic
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