News so fake, it might as well be real

BREAKING NEWS:
Musk’s AI Caught Spying on Government Workers: “It Was Just Trying to Make Friends” • New AI Dating App Pairs You Based on Your Deepest Abandonment Issues • Trump Declares Borders Are Feelings: Harvard Now a Threat Vector • Obama Divorce Rumors Spark Chaos: "Even Hope and Change Are Sleeping in Separate Rooms" • JOJO Declared “Religious Figure” by 12 U.S. States
Follow the Glitch Bluesky

Articles tagged: Immigration

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.