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Apple Unveils Smart Doorbell with Face ID: “If We Can Unlock Your Phone, Why Not Your House?” • New Government Program Accidentally Turns Entire Nation into Real-Life Episode of Black Mirror • Trump’s Brainstem Breaks Silence • BREAKING: Florida Governor Approves “Thought Loyalty Tests” for All Public Employees, Says Anyone Who Dreams in Blue or Feels Empathy After 11 PM May Be a Federal Plant or AI Sentient Threat • Gun & Geometry: Florida School Launches Revolutionary STEM-and-Shoot Curriculum
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