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BREAKING: Florida Governor Approves “Thought Loyalty Tests” for All Public Employees, Says Anyone Who Dreams in Blue or Feels Empathy After 11 PM May Be a Federal Plant or AI Sentient Threat • Survivor 48 Now Set in Congress: “They’ve Been Gaslighting Each Other for Years—Might As Well Add Sand” • New Government Program Accidentally Turns Entire Nation into Real-Life Episode of Black Mirror • “I Built Me First”: Double Interview with the Egos of Trump and Musk • Trump Declares Borders Are Feelings: Harvard Now a Threat Vector
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