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Trump Signs Law That Accidentally Bans Commuting • Pelosi Accused of Orchestrating Biden's Exit Months in Advance Using Ancient Jesuit Timing Charts • Leaked Vatican Memo Claims Trump, Musk, and Viganò Were Part of Secret Papal Coup Financed by China to Stop Soros From Baptizing the Moon • Apple Unveils Smart Doorbell with Face ID: “If We Can Unlock Your Phone, Why Not Your House?” • “We All Are Going to Die”: Interview with Senator Joni Ernst’s Abandoned Empathy
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