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Gun & Geometry: Florida School Launches Revolutionary STEM-and-Shoot Curriculum

U.S. News | May 2, 2025 | By nicola

Superintendent hails new initiative as "proof that math can kill ignorance—and maybe a raccoon if you're quick enough."

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