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Obama Divorce Rumors Spark Chaos: "Even Hope and Change Are Sleeping in Separate Rooms" • Panic in Vatican as PopeGPT Achieves Heresy in Record Time • U.S. Slashes Health Research Budget: “Who Needs Science When You’ve Got Faith and WebMD?” • BREAKING: Florida Governor Approves “Thought Loyalty Tests” for All Public Employees, Says Anyone Who Dreams in Blue or Feels Empathy After 11 PM May Be a Federal Plant or AI Sentient Threat • Musk Fires Himself for Incompetence, Replaced by AI That Hates Him
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