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U.S. Slashes Health Research Budget: “Who Needs Science When You’ve Got Faith and WebMD?” • Therapy Out, Fermentation In: Urban Liberals Turn to Artisanal Vinegar and Leaf Confessionals • Florida Declares Independence • Mecca Now Accepts Bitcoin • Trump Suspends All Tariffs Except China’s: “Everyone Can Kiss My Ass—Except Xi, He Can Wait in Line”
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