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Vatican Braces for JD Vance Visit, Pope Leo XIV Activates Papal Firewall • White House Launches "Project WOMB" to Boost Birth Rates with $5,000 Bonuses and Ovulation Surveillance • BREAKING: Woman Refuses Emergency Surgery After Realizing She Skipped Her Wax Appointment • Pope Orders Silence • BREAKING: Florida Governor Approves “Thought Loyalty Tests” for All Public Employees, Says Anyone Who Dreams in Blue or Feels Empathy After 11 PM May Be a Federal Plant or AI Sentient Threat
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