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Vatican Braces for JD Vance Visit, Pope Leo XIV Activates Papal Firewall

World | May 17, 2025 | By nicola

After Vance’s last papal handshake led to a pontiff’s expiration, Rome prepares for "controlled proximity blessing."

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