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Apple Unveils Smart Doorbell with Face ID: “If We Can Unlock Your Phone, Why Not Your House?” • ICE unveils Deport-a-Go™: Patriotism you can pack and unfold • Nintendo Announces New Console That Only Works When You're Sad • Panic in Vatican as PopeGPT Achieves Heresy in Record Time • Pelosi Accused of Orchestrating Biden's Exit Months in Advance Using Ancient Jesuit Timing Charts
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