BREAKING NEWS:

BREAKING: Constitution Replaced by Freedom+™ Subscription Model • RFK Jr. Publishes “Blush Away the Bioweapon” from Inside HHS Office • BREAKING: New Pope Installs Firewall, Blocks MAGA at Border of Heaven • ICE Declares Compassion a Threat, Recommends DeEmpathize Pro™ for Emotional Offenders • U.S. Launches “Don’t Get Sick” Wellness Campaign

Follow the Glitch

Articles tagged: TrumpEconomics

Trump Slaps Tariffs on Everything That Isn't Trump: “Oxygen Will Be Taxed Unless Inhaled Through My Bronze”

U.S. News | April 9, 2025 | By nicola

The former president doubles down on his war against globalism, bio zucchini, and free thought.

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.