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Nikola Tesla Torches Cybertruck Lot, Declares Musk “A False Prophet of the Coil”

Technology | May 20, 2025 | By nicola

Witnesses report thunderous laughter as resurrected inventor disables 17 Teslas using only disdain and static electricity.

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