News so fake, it might as well be real

BREAKING NEWS:
Belly Button Piercings Make a Comeback: Millennials Reluctantly Dig Out Old Scar Tissue • RFK Jr. Publishes “Blush Away the Bioweapon” from Inside HHS Office • Viewers Mistake “Yellowjackets” for Real Historical Event, Demand Government Apology for 1996 Cannibalism Cover-Up • Panic in Vatican as PopeGPT Achieves Heresy in Record Time • Nikola Tesla Torches Cybertruck Lot, Declares Musk “A False Prophet of the Coil”
Follow the Glitch Bluesky

Articles tagged: TelAviv

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.