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Trump Slaps Tariffs on Everything That Isn't Trump: “Oxygen Will Be Taxed Unless Inhaled Through My Bronze”

U.S. News | April 9, 2025 | By nicola

The former president doubles down on his war against globalism, bio zucchini, and free thought.

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