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Therapy Out, Fermentation In: Urban Liberals Turn to Artisanal Vinegar and Leaf Confessionals

Lifestyle | May 19, 2025 | By nicola

Survey reveals rising trend of emotional outsourcing to decorative ferns and pH-balanced grief tonics.

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