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France Bans Mondays • President Trump Says He Gets Along Great With Dictators: 'Strong Men, Stronger Handshakes' • U.N. Recognizes Mushroom Kingdom as Observer State After Mario Kart Audit • Trump Suspends All Tariffs Except China’s: “Everyone Can Kiss My Ass—Except Xi, He Can Wait in Line” • Pope Orders Silence
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