News so fake, it might as well be real

BREAKING NEWS:
Survivor 48 Now Set in Congress: “They’ve Been Gaslighting Each Other for Years—Might As Well Add Sand” • “Hospitality Care” Plan Unveiled: U.S. Hospitals Join Airbnb Amid Bed Shortage Crisis • Nikola Tesla Returns, Admits Arson: “I Burned the Self-Driving Cars” • “We All Are Going to Die”: Interview with Senator Joni Ernst’s Abandoned Empathy • America’s Newest Power Couple: You and Your Blender
Follow the Glitch Bluesky

Articles tagged: GodInterface

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.