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U.S. Launches First Subscription Surgery Bundle: “Health You Can Pay Monthly For” • Nintendo Delays Switch 2 Preorders Over Tariffs: “Mario Can’t Afford to Jump This High” • Viewers Mistake “Yellowjackets” for Real Historical Event, Demand Government Apology for 1996 Cannibalism Cover-Up • My Smart Fridge Became Emotionally Codependent • America’s Newest Power Couple: You and Your Blender
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