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New Gen-Z Wellness Trend Involves Screaming Into Smart Mirrors That Generate Personalized Mantras Based on Your Shadow Self, Birth Trauma, and Which Corporate Logos Trigger the Most Emotional Disassociation

Lifestyle | April 18, 2025 | By nicola

BROOKLYN, NY — A disruptive new wellness technology has captured the attention of Gen-Z, TikTok shamans, and burned-out tech interns everywhere: the Reflect+ Mirror, a sentient smart...

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