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U.S. Launches “Don’t Get Sick” Wellness Campaign • New Gen-Z Wellness Trend Involves Screaming Into Smart Mirrors That Generate Personalized Mantras Based on Your Shadow Self, Birth Trauma, and Which Corporate Logos Trigger the Most Emotional Disassociation • Millions Protest Trump and Musk in “Hands Off!” March: "Get Your Billionaire Hands Out of My Medicaid" • Scientists Bring Back Dire Wolves: “Because What the Apocalypse Really Needed Was More Teeth” • BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene Launches iLie™ — The Wearable That Filters Out Reality
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