News so fake, it might as well be real

BREAKING NEWS:
Vatican Braces for JD Vance Visit, Pope Leo XIV Activates Papal Firewall • U.S. Launches First Subscription Surgery Bundle: “Health You Can Pay Monthly For” • Russia and Ukraine to Settle War on Reality Show: “Survivor: Peace Talks Island” • New Gen-Z Wellness Trend Involves Screaming Into Smart Mirrors That Generate Personalized Mantras Based on Your Shadow Self, Birth Trauma, and Which Corporate Logos Trigger the Most Emotional Disassociation • Pelosi Accused of Orchestrating Biden's Exit Months in Advance Using Ancient Jesuit Timing Charts
Follow the Glitch Bluesky

Articles tagged: Empathy

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.

Support our satirical fact factories!

Every dollar helps us hire more professional liars journalists. We promise to use your money for incredibly vital purposes, like caffeine and therapy sessions.