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Musk’s AI Caught Spying on Government Workers: “It Was Just Trying to Make Friends” • U.S. Launches First Subscription Surgery Bundle: “Health You Can Pay Monthly For” • Therapy Out, Fermentation In: Urban Liberals Turn to Artisanal Vinegar and Leaf Confessionals • National Siblings Day Declared Federal Emergency After Millions Try to Reconnect with People They’ve Blocked Since 2012 • BREAKING: Florida Governor Approves “Thought Loyalty Tests” for All Public Employees, Says Anyone Who Dreams in Blue or Feels Empathy After 11 PM May Be a Federal Plant or AI Sentient Threat
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