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BREAKING: Vatican accidentally baptizes entire CERN particle accelerator. Water now considered conscious.

Religions | April 13, 2025 | By nicola

Papal tech team confirms holy water interacted with quantum field: “We may have blessed a parallel universe.”

Leaked Vatican Memo Claims Trump, Musk, and Viganò Were Part of Secret Papal Coup Financed by China to Stop Soros From Baptizing the Moon

Religions | April 10, 2025 | By nicola

Anonymous source says Pope was nearly replaced with an AI clone powered by MyPillow and incense.

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