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Viewers Mistake “Yellowjackets” for Real Historical Event, Demand Government Apology for 1996 Cannibalism Cover-Up

Lifestyle | April 11, 2025 | By nicola

Conspiracy theories spiral as fans accuse Netflix, Showtime, and FEMA of "trauma laundering."

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