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Saudi Intelligence Accidentally Uploads 1.2 Terabytes of Angel Surveillance Footage After Mistaking Archangel Jibril for a Drone Prototype

Religions | April 18, 2025 | By nicola

Leaked files from the Ministry of Virtue’s Cloud Division reveal celestial surveillance archives labeled “Winged Object ID: UNKNOWN.” Riyadh denies involvement but confirms angels may require...

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