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Israel Accidentally Declares Itself a Religion After National Identity Database Crashes into Digital Torah Prototype

World | April 18, 2025 | By nicola

A government cloud error has officially converted the Israeli state into a religion, prompting citizens to choose between citizenship or faith, while the Supreme Court argues over whether biometric...

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