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Official MAGA (Make Alpha-Centauri Great Again) Transmission — [Language: Zenthariak-9] “KRETH-KONN V’LAH N’GROON-TOK!E’z’kah raxut Centaur-Glor! Nuk-kessha,...
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Putin, Zelenskyy, and NATO ambassadors compete for the Immunity of Ceasefire.
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Both sides promise “constructive dialogue” and “only mild passive aggression.”
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Markets crash, Trump pivots, conspiracy theorists ask: “Is that really Trump… or a Goldman Sachs clone?”
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