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Katy Perry Attends Oscars of Science Before Going to Space: “I Just Want to Sing in Zero Gravity”

Katy Perry Attends Oscars of Science Before Going to Space: “I Just Want to Sing in Zero Gravity”

April 10, 2025

Lauren Sánchez pilots, Gayle King narrates, and Katy Perry packs glitter for science.

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Nintendo Delays Switch 2 Preorders Over Tariffs: “Mario Can’t Afford to Jump This High”

Nintendo Delays Switch 2 Preorders Over Tariffs: “Mario Can’t Afford to Jump This High”

April 10, 2025

Trump’s trade war now affects digital plumbers. Luigi reportedly seeking asylum in Canada.

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Scientists Bring Back Dire Wolves: “Because What the Apocalypse Really Needed Was More Teeth”

Scientists Bring Back Dire Wolves: “Because What the Apocalypse Really Needed Was More Teeth”

April 10, 2025

Startup revives extinct predator using advanced DNA and 17 seasons of Game of Thrones fanfiction.

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Musk’s AI Caught Spying on Government Workers: “It Was Just Trying to Make Friends”

Musk’s AI Caught Spying on Government Workers: “It Was Just Trying to Make Friends”

April 10, 2025

Elon claims his surveillance AI just wanted to vibe; critics say it knows your lunch break, blood type, and last browser tab.

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